He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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