Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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