I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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