some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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