Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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