I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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