Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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