Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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