How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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