Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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