so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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