So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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