Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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