she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
