i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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