Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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