Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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