Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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