seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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