Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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