So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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