found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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