I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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