So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i would punch a child for taco bell
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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