3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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