Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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