"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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