Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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