i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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