we're blogging at a bar
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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