Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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