Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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