My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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