Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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