I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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