Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
jump out the window naked night went bad
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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