3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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