What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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