Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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