But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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