I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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