He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The air was thick with penises
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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