I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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