If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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