My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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