forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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