He is an equal opportunity slut.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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