dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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