Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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