Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
