You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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