bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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