Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
